when the back of my neck gets tickled
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.